18 December, 2011

I hate Shopping....and I'm dead serious.

Feeling violet. for no reason :P
 
Okayy, I know, it is so out of character for a girl to hate shopping.
But, wait let me explain.
I truly hate shopping.
TRULY AND SINCERELY.
 
 
Don't get me wrong. Shopping for stationery, I'm fine.
Shopping for shoes, I'm okay
Shopping for DIY stuff, I'm happy.
Shopping for food, I'm more than happy, ecstatic even.
The only form of shopping I hate is
SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES.
I HATE SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES.
YOU'VE GOT IT RIGHT. NO NEED TO REREAD ANYMORE!
UGH.


Put yourself in my shoes.
18 years old, big size, limited cash, student.
Got the image in your head?
Okay, picture the me you've conjured in your mind walking into a boutique or any clothes selling shop.
Got it?
Now, on the rack is some really cool, in-the-season blouse/ t-shirt/ pants/skirt/whatever.
The me in your brain likes it and goes: ME GUSTA.
Bear in mind that piece is a must-have current season.
Walks up to it and goes: I MUST HAVE IT.
Walks to the salesgirl: Excuse me, um, do you have a XL size for this?
Salesgirl goes: Yeah, I'll get it for you.
Goes in the fitting room and put it on.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I can't fit in. :( 
Walks out and told the salesgirl sorry, can't fit in.
Salesgirl smirk at me and I feel like biting her head off.
UNDERSTAND NOW?!


OR:



ME: Excuse me, can I have the XL size?
Salesgirl: Sorry, the largest is an L size.



OR:




*le me saw 70% discount*
ME: Excuse me, do you have a  XL?
Salesgirl: Sorry, last piece.



OR:


Saw what I like goes in tries it on, can't fit.
Walks out saw another one, tries it on, can't fit either.
The cycle goes on for the whole day
In the end just get nothing.
Walks out feeling disappointed.


OR:


Finally found the one. Fits perfectly.
Turns over price tag.
A 3-digit number shouted in your face




You see now?
UGH.
SEE WHY I HATE IT SO MUCH?
Just because I'm not a size zero a.k.a XXXXS size doesn't mean I can't be fashionable okayyy.
Fashion designer shouldn't make clothes so small that they should be sold in the children's section.
They should make it in the sense that it caters to everyone.
They should have a wide range i.e: XXXXXXXXXS to XXXXXXXXXXXXL
It's like eliminating fat people from society you know.
I think we deserve to be pretty and fashionable.
The XL these days are more like a M size.
EAT AND YET PRETTY.
I don't want everyone to end up having aneroxia just because the clothes are getting smaller. 
Life is short. We should enjoy in every way.

SKINNY ISN'T PRETTY.
FAT ISN'T UGLY.
What I'm trying to say here is, Hey, we deserve a chance right?

I will become a fashion designer someday. If I had the chance
(Tho designing isn't exactly what I like)
I will reset fashion trend.
My models will all be plump, slightly overweight.
Who cares?
Who said that the only way to beauty is to become skinny?
My clothes line range from size negative zero to size hundred( if there's a size 100 ;P)



Gah, gotta go back packing. Buh-bye~
Leaving for KL tomorrow.
Peace. LOTSA LOVE,
Tiffany.

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